Finally, a hat for the dad who’s 87% sure, but hasn’t had “the talk” yet.

Bold letters, patriotic colors, and just enough plausible deniability to wear it to Applebee’s without starting a full-blown family intervention.

Specs

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar

Size guide